People have been looking at my blog! Whatever for?! I haven’t written anything for ages… Bizarre comme tout. But any attention’s better than none.Or is it? Decisions decisions.

The sun is going down fast, and the dog needs walking before the wild boar come out – don’t laugh. They are around – and now that it’s hunting season, the boar move in to residential areas for safety, which is pretty clever  – but annoying for the people who have their lawns dug up by them (heh,heh).

Christmas is nigh (are we allowed to say Christmas?) and the coffers are empty. I went to see Mr.Personality at the water company the other day with some cash in my hand to pay some of the water bill, but guess what? They don’t accept cash. Maybe they’re scared of money-laundering.Get it? Water company – money laundering. Ok, I never said it was funny.

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