Okay, so I know it’s not Shakespeare, but the only way to get good at a thing is by doing it, isn’t it? Which is why I’m forcing another one out. (I think I am being influenced by Sinéad’s preoccupation with bodily excretions and the workings thereof – probably best if I stop reading her blog – it is entertaining though).

September is upon us (who coins these funny phrases? If September was upon us, we wouldn’t be able to breathe).September is upon us, and my daughter is back at school – it’s a business school – the business part being the huge profits they make from the fees. My reasoning is we’ve gone this far, so she might as well finish, and up until now the Lord hath provideth – well actually, quite a lot of it came from my elbow grease. Ah yes, but who maketh the elbow?