I’m back! From little acorns and all that – just feeling my way around, as I haven’t written anything for ages – and certainly not pour le public. Got me domain name back too, which is like totally awesome,omg,lol.

Flippin’ mosquitoes – disgusting things. Surely they must have a Full line where they can’t hold any more of my (rather special) blood?

Have to go now, as I need to go and throw money away at the local supermarché – it seems to be an almost daily homage.Watch this space for more crucial and scintillating monologues!Excitement guaranteed! (mine).